Further to the above.....

A woman came into my booth tapping several of my pieces with her very long fingernails....

She asked, "Is this glass, or is this plastic?"

I said, "Oh this is real stained glass done in the Tiffany method," and then went into an explanation of how she can determine the real from the fake.

She was quiet for several seconds, and then asked, "Well where can I get the plastic?"

DAMN RIGHT!!!! lol

You are unloading your paintings and have stachked them before display. Some guy looks at your paintings and says,..."Hey,.....is this stuff free?"

I have pictures hanging in my booth so naturally a lady asks: "Do these pictures hang?"

True Story.